You are my rice noodle

Storyline goes as followed:
Everything was normal in the world until a black hole appeared and sucked everything in it. Now the world and everyone in it, was thrown into a Wonderland like world. It's like a Dr.Seuss book gone wrong. Whales are flying in the air, cows are breathing in the sea, and the trees are made of who knows what. The only person who knows a way out back to Earth is the king of this mixed up land. Though the question is, will he be merciful enough to let them go home?

Rules:
1.No God moding. (i.e. Don't have a character that can do EVERYTHING known to man.)
2.Don't powermode (i.e take control of someone else character. If you are, ask their permission first)
3.For the love of god, no marysues. Don't know what they are? Google it. google is your friend
4.This going to be in paragraph form, so keep posts to at least a minimum of 3-4 sentances.
5.Keep things rated R or less.

.u. I'll post as soon as some people start to join.

Stell looked about, wondering where she was. She looked up as a shadow loomed above her and gasped. Stell saw a whale flying in the sky. Staring at it and backing away from under the shadow, Stell ran into a tree. But this tree left like a body so she whirled around, expecting to see someone. Not finding anyone, she leaned on the tree, noticing it had that same fleshy feeling, she touched it then pulled her hand away, disgusted. "How will I get out of this disgusting place?" the blonde girl wondered.

Morgan had curled up into a ball for most of the frightful storm. His usually combed and brushed hair was now whipped and messy. The grass, or what he assumed it to be, smelled of something sickeningly sweet. Possibly candy. Once he felt safe, Morgan got to his feet surveyed his situation. Judging by the sky's color, he assumed the sun was just setting. Groaning, he rubbed his aching back and gritted his teeth. This land was foreign to him. He swore when he looked up into the shy to see a whale carrying a city on it's back fly over head. This was enough to make him slump back down. "Good God, I think I'm on LCD!" he murmured as he ran a hand over his face. He was to scared to looked around. Who knows what else he might find. For all he knew, there could be an elephant in an ocean somewhere, spewing out water from its trunk when it rose for more air.
His attention turned to a blond woman. This made him squeal with joy as he ran toward her. "Oh, Excuse me! Miss! Do you know where I am? Well physically...not in a cosmic world sort of way."

With her ears twitching, Stell whirled around ready to throw a punch. Seeing Morgan, she lowered her guard and looked at the ground, saying "Um... no... I don't... know where I am either... I was just getting ice cream... and I was sucked into some void... maybe we should look for a way out?" Stell sighed, hoping there was a way out. Noticing another whale above her, she shrieked and covered her head, expected it to fall on her at any given moment. After it passed, Stell looked at Morgan and seemed to hesitate saying something but then finally, "My name's um... Stellvira..."

Rubbing her head from falling onto hard ground, Caecilia sat up wincing when pain surged through her back. 'Ow man...' she moaned to herself, 'Where are we?' Looking around it seemed like she was in a dream. Whales flying in the sky, trees that were human feet and even the grass was made out of licorice. She wasn't however, for her brothers were laying right beside her. Poking them to wake them up, each of them groaned; Cort, her younger brother, rubbing his head while Chadrick, also her younger brother rubbed his butt stating, "What the f-" Caecilia shushed him before he continued. The siblings were not too bad looking, although their bleach blonde hair helped them stand out in a crowd. As similar as they looked, each had their own small but major differences. Caecilia obviously was the only girl but she was also mute, however her psychic abilities helped her communicate with people through her mind, so even though her mouth isn't moving, she can still talk to you. Chadrick is the middle child, being deaf but also possessing some psychic abilities as well. He's a mind reader, able look at a person to know what they're thinking. However he has to have perfect eye contact with the person to do so, and last but not least Cort; the younger sibling. Blind as a bat Cort has difficulty getting around. His psychic powers can't help him at all with his disability although he can see spirits. He's a very shy kid and usually hides behind his brother when confronted with people.
Rolling his eyes Chadrick got up and dusted himself off...finally noticing what he was standing on. "I fell...on grass made out of candy?" he signed to his sister. He didn't wait for her reply, and dived right down into his own little feeding frenzy. Cort felt around, unfamiliar with this new surrounding. "What..is this place?" he asked. Going to his side to help him up, Caecilia sighed and said, 'I'm not sure Cort..there are many weird things in this place.' Kicking Chadrick's side to get him to listen Caecilia started walking. 'Where ever we are..we need to find a way to get out of here. Dad's going to get so worried,' all of a sudden Chadrick snorted, "Naww Dad'll be fine." he signed, "Besides, We're old enough to take care of ourselves. Dad can live without us for a few days..." Cort frowned and his grip around Caecilia's hand became tighter, "But..I don't want to live without dad.." Caecilia frowned at Chadricks attitude towards the situation, 'What if we can't go back huh? What then?' she crossed her arms, "I'm sure you'll be the first one to start crying for him.' she rose a brow hoping to tick her brothers anger. She enjoyed seeing his face go red. "PLEASE, I'm a big kid now." He glared. Suddenly they were interrupted by a whale passing right over their heads. Cort being completely oblivious to this thought that the wind was picking up as it went right over him, almost knocking him right in the head. As he was ducking Chadrick noticed two people over just a few miles away. Squinting he beamed when he recognized one of them. "H-hey Cort that's Morgan!" Caecilia tilted her head, "Morgan?" "HEY MORGAN!" Chadrick called, "MOOORGAN IT'S US!!" He waved hoping that he'd catch his attention

"I'm Morgan!" He yelled over the wind of the passing whale. He caught a glimpse of the monstrous fish as it flew overhead. Something about it seemed mechanic, but it was hard to tell from here. Obviously Morgan twisted his mouth to a frown. "I think we all were..." He tried his best not to let this get to him. Running his hands through his silk, black hair and twirled the ends with his index. "I guess that would be the best thing to do, but I want to know where we are first...Maybe a map...or a gps is around somewh-" His rambling was interrupted by the call of his name. "Who is that?" His eyes squinted , looking off into the distance to see three figures. Tough he couldn't see who was yelling at him. he recognized the voices. "Cort? Chaddy? My friends!!" Like a slow motion scene, he ran out to them with arms wide open and knees up as he ran toward them. After a few yards, Morgan realized they were farther away than he thought. Huffing, he called out in a tired voice,"Can you meet me half way!?" Now Morgan wasn't in the best shape. He hardly did anything physical , other than absorbing other people to his skin. Sweat was starting to bead up on his forehead, making his hair stick to the sides of his face. He quickly wiped it away with his backhand; he didn't like the feeling of of being sweaty, or dirty for that matter. Morgan assumed he obtained that through his mother. She wasn't much for sweating either. Lowering his backside to the grass, it felt almost like jelly. It could hardly be called grass at all. "I wonder...." Morgan broke a piece off and brought it to his mouth. At first it tasted sweet, and then a sour and rotten taste overwhelmed him, making him spit it out instantly. He almost vomited.

Chadrick didn't hesitate to run over to his buddy practically tackling him when he finally met up. "What are you doing here??" he asked beaming, happy to have a friend with them in this strange place. 'Who is he?' Caecilia asked along with Cort holding on to her hand. Unsure of who this stranger was, she looked him up and down. He didn't seem dangerous so she held out her hand, 'I'm Caecilia, Chaddy and Cort's sister.' 'We met Morgan when I had to do church duty-..but you wouldn't know that cause you got kicked ou-' Chadrick started to grin, only stopping at his sisters glare. 'Lets not get into that Chaddy please.' She quickly turned her glare into a smile towards Morgan, 'It's nice to meet you.' "How did you get here Morgan?" Cort asked still oblivious to how strange this place was. Chadrick watched the trees, or what seemed more like human feet, in awe as they moved around finding new places to sit.

Stell blinked at all the unfamiliar faces. They looked younger than Morgan. She mumbled, "I feel like a grandma." Then she realized, she was one. Stell scowled to herself and looked back at Morgan. "Well, okay... I've tried opening a portal... and it didn't work, so... we'll have to find a way out. And, are there people your friends? They're not police from here are they? What did I do to get arrested?! But... then again... you guys look too young to be police officers..." She trailed off and went back to looking at the strange surroundings. It was deffidently not anything she was used to. Stell looked at the trio and wondered aloud, "Maybe we're just all having the same really bad dream...? I hope I wake up soon or Eltyn will start screaming into his baby montior. It's not a pleasant thing to wake up to." She sat on a tree stump and shifted uncomfortably, as this one also felt like flesh.

Caecilia rubbed her temples, "Let's hope we can figure out an idea soon..I don't think I'd feel too comfortable sleeping in a forest that has..feet," she shuddered as a tree walked past them. She sighed when she saw another girl and help out her hand for a hand shake, "Caecilia, and those two are my brothers, Chadrick and Cort." Both brothers waved to her. Cort, with the help of his sisters arm, managed to stand in front of Stell and cleared his throat, "Mam for future reference," he stated, "I'm blind, so I might say things that are obvious to you, but it just helps me get the picture in my mind.." he blushed, "cause I'd..like to know.." and faded off when he felt stupid. Caecilia sighed and said, "You cant' really tell though because of his," she paused to lift up his bangs and reveal his pale grey and white eyes, "Bangs." and placed them back down before Cort got upset about it. "He means he wants to feel you up," Chadrick blurted out, enjoying Cort's look of shock and utter disgust. "NO! I-I just," Cort was sent on a stuttering spree trying his best to make sure Stell knew that wasn't his intention at all and that his brother was a nasty pervert. "You should ask Morgan first for permission, since.." Chadrick looked to Morgan, "she is your girlfriend right?"

Morgan shrugged. "I'm just as confused as you all are. I came here by hole. I think everyone did..." He tapped his chin looked around. The feet on the tree were starting to disturb him and this was enough to motivate him to move." Well sitting around here and asking questions no one knows the answers two isn't going to do us any good. And no. Stellvira isn't my girlfriend...She's to old me." He quickly glanced at Stell. "No offense.," He quickly added in. He lightly tapped Chaddy on the head. "Don't be gross, Chadrick. Just because you're corrupted doesn't mean you have to drag Cort down with you." Secretly, Morgan hated taking the role of a leader, but he knew they couldn't sit here without eventually being eaten but who knows what. Worst of all, he was getting hungry. " I say our best bet is to get off our cans and try to find a way out. Who's with me?" Feeling like a dork, he held his hand out , trying to start a huddle of hands like he'd seen in sports movies.

"Hmph... I'm not that old! Sure... I'm... already a grandmother... but... That's not the point!" Stell decided not to take the discussion any further. She put her hand next to Morgan's. Her stomach growled and she grumbled, "Nothing here looks edible and is anyone else tired?" Stell yawned softly and looked off into the distance again, trying to see civilization, or maybe a road sign. She shifted uncomfortably; not used to being around so many teenagers that weren't her children.

All three teens placed their hands on Morgan and Stells ready to get out of this weird and twisted place. Caecilia could feel her stomach growling for food, but she didn't want to complain, everyone else must be hungry as well. "I can look for something!" Chadrick stated puffing out his chest, "Maybe the tree's are edible?" he stated. At that idea it was like the feet actually heard him, for the started to quickly hop away. "Come back!" Chadrick yelled, running after them, only causing the feet to hop away faster. "Chaddy wai-" Caecilia called after him, stopping suddenly when she felt this sharp pain coming from her forehead. Holding her head she sat down and winced as the pain got stronger. Chadrick continued to chase after the feet, starting to scare off the whole forest. "You stupid pieces of shit ! Let me get you!" A small growl starting coming from the forest as something had caught sight of Chadrick. It was intrigued by this odd looking creature and started making it's way towards it, seeing how delicious something like that would taste.
Caecilia's headache was starting to get worse, as she tried to ignore it and act like it wasn't there. Trying to communicate with the others, she never got a reply back and received only silence. Her stomach went in knots when she realized, that this place was preventing her from using her psychic abilities. She couldn't even communicate to Cort at all. Not knowing what else to do she poked Stell to get her attention, and then pointed at Cort numerous times, hoping that she'd get the message to speak to Cort for her. Unfortunately before that could happen Chadrick's voice could be heard again, this time more panicked and scared. Curious as to see why, she turned her head and her eyes widened. A disgusting monster, almost the size of a bulldozer was chasing after Chadrick, it's millions of eyes watching him as he darted away as fast as he could. It's large body prevented it from moving fast, but that didn't mean it was stopping the chase. "RUN !" Chadrick yelled as he zoomed past them. Not hesitating Caecilia grabbed Cort's hand and started running. She felt so useless without her powers, but didn't bother to be upset about it now. Getting away from this monster was their main priority.

Trev skipped happily through the woods. Long legs flying in all sorts of directions in tight black pants and arms failing in the air as he sang in his ripped up straight jacket,out of tune, music from the 50's. "OHHH IM SIIIINNGGING IN THE RAAAIIIINNN!!" Constantly he would stop and wait for his brother to come up complaining about how the nasty candy grass made his feet feel dirty and would just smile at him like it pleased him to be in such a state, even though really, Trev didn't know what to say.He stood by the foot tree and smiled down on it. He was 6'6 and oddly pale and was missing a heart and eye, though it rarely seemed to get in the way.He bend down and stared at the tree with a bemused expression."....you smell like John's feet"
"I heard that!!"John came up from behind lifting his feet as high as possible as if he could sit his foot down and the grass be gone. He brother towered over him as he was only 5'10 and he hated him for it.He finally sat his feet down with a look of disgust and stared at Trev.
"This is all yer bloody fault!!"his British accent stood out from Trev's New Yorker accent,"All I wanted was to go out to eat damn it and whut 'appens? WE GET SUCKED IN TO THIS HELLISH PLACE FOR THE REST OF ETER-" he stopped and put a hand to his ear."You 'ear that?" he asked Trev.
Trev looked around,this time his face actually concentrated."No.. what do you hear?"
"...screams?and somethin' else.." he stood there for a second then frowned and grabbed for his revolver ,so awkwardly named Handcock,and dashed off to the voices.
"...what?" Trev looked at him and shrugged and galloped after him.Soon thanks to his long legs and the fact he actually had shoes/boots on he caught up with John and they raced toward the sounds.
John slowed down to a halt and pulled Trev down behind a bush with him."Lookit!!" he whispered loudly as he watched the monster and teenagers running around.
"Looks like they need help." Trev was up beside John,squatted with him as not to be seen.
"Well I don't know...I like getting paid." John said with a sly smile creeping out from his lips. He placed his busted top hat on his head and aimed the revolver at the monster,waiting for the perfect moment to put his aiming abilities into movement.His finger curled around the trigger and the smile grew wider. Then there was a sudden pow and smoke flushed from the small barrel. John's sickening grin was soon replaced by a nicer one and a sigh.

Morgan was ecstatic that he, of all people, actually managed to put a team together. Now all he had to do was sit back and think of where to go next. This would of been easier if there had been signs posted in the area where they were at. "Maybe we should start moving forward. Chad, don't try eat- Chaddy!!" He shot up and watched his adolescent friend chase the tree into the forest. He made a dash for Chadrick, leaving the others behind. "Chadrick Ansgar! Get your bony little German butt back here!" He didn't see the monster hiding in the darkness not to far off. There was a terrible stink in the Wood of the Feet. It was almost to much to bare. Morgan could go any father with out puking. Annoyed by his weak stomach, he turned around and ran out. Behind him he heard a roar, yelling, and then a gun shot. Morgan did a full 180* turn to stare at the monster's billion beady eyes. Letting out a high shriek, he turned tail and ran. With eyes closed tight, Morgan made a run for the hills. Literally. Feeling himself go higher and higher was starting to make him lose his balance. He glanced behind him, searching for the monster. Morgan bit his bottom lip and whined. He felt like a coward leaving everyone behind, but he wasn't much of a fighter. Besides the only thing he was good at was being a people eater. "Better to run away to fight another day."

Stell turned her head and looked at Cort, but her gaze quickly shifted to the screaming Chadrick. She wondered why he was yelling untill she saw the monster. Stell screamed and backed up against a tree, transfixed. Then, snapping out of her state, she looked around to ask Morgan what they should do, Stell saw that he was gone and thought he had been eaten. Dashing over to Cort and grabbing his hand, she tugged lightly on his arm, saying nervously, "We should go... like.... now!" She glanced around for Morgan one more time, then watched Chadrick for a bit, but finally picked up a rock and threw it at the monster, then realized that chucking a stone was a very bad idea.